it’s MORPHINE TIME
OMG
DYINGGGGG
The Tale of a Man In Progress
I ain't no followback girl....or a girl at all for that matter- but thus far I do tend to find the people who follow me interesting enough to reciprocate....does this even still qualify as a tagline!?!?!?!???
i love to piss off my parents by telling them i’m going to have lots of black kids with a big black man.
i love to tell all of my friends that i’m going to have lots of beautiful biracial kids with a big black man
I like to piss racists off by telling them I’m a big beautiful biracial man
Facebook’s Timeline layout
is welcome to apply vacuum pressure to my phallic appendage
dcu:
No fake posts from me today. Enjoy your April 1st!
(via:heylauraqq:oldfilmsflicker)
YES.
(via shelikessexncomics)
That moment
When you’re frustrated, and you feel like it’s not going anywhere, and you wonder if she even likes you
but then you see her text “goodnight”
and it doesn’t matter anymore, because you’re smiling now
C:
Sooo, I’m a lotta bit late to the party
I am a nerd, and that is the most retarded drawing of myself I’ve ever made- but I like how Emboar came out, so I’m posting it anyway
Things happen to us as we go through life, and that may just be our fate. But the opportunities we refuse to let pass, and what we learn from the hardships we face- these things will shape our destiny.
Everyone’s got a cross to bear, and a story to tell. Don’t waste your time hating people for the choices they make, just do what you have to do.
DYING.
Bitch please…
#KanyeWesting.
YES.
(Source: thingsmaxthinks, via redcurlymulatto)
